forlorngarden:

im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

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cloversloth:

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blurred-visions:

Damn, what a fucking week (me at 11:35am on a Monday)

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basilthymee:

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

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firstfullmoon:

when susan sontag wrote “I must change my life so that I can live it, not wait for it”

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the-gaping-wound-of-christ:

cowboy astarion……………………

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gink0leaf:

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ggots:

MILV (mutual id like to visit)

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fadedlovemp3:

the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only

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gate653:

I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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